STUPID 1.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
2.Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
3.Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
4.Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
5.Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
6.Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
7.Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
8.Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
9.Your momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
10.Your momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
11.Your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.
12.Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.
13.Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.
14.Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
15.Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
16.Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
17.Your momma's so smelly she was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
18.Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
19.Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape.
20.Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet. SHORT 1.Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.
2.Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
3.Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
4.Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
5.Yo Mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
6.Yo Mamas so short, she trips on her tampon string
7.Yo Mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
8.Yo Mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
9.Yo Mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
10.Yo Mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.
11.Yo Mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
12.Yo Mama's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.
13.Yo Mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
14.Yo Mama's so short, she's affraid to get off the carpet alone.
15.Yo Mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.
16.Yo Mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
17. Yo Mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
18.Yo Mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
19.Yo Mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
20.Yo Mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them. FAT 1.Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
2.Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
3.Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
4.Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
5.Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
6.Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
7.Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
8.Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
9.Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
10.Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
11.Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
12.Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
13.Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
14.Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
15.Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
16.Yo mama so fat she had to go to the sea to get baptized
17.Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
18.Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
19.Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
20.Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. BLACK Yo momma so black, when the police
shot at her, the bullets came back for
flashlights!
2. Yo momma so black, when she went
to night school they marked her as
absent!
3. Yo momma so black, when she goes
outside street lights turn on!
4. Yo momma so black, she can leave
fingerprints on charcoal!
5. Yo momma so black, she got her
tattoo done in chalk!
6. Yo momma so black, that lightening
bugs follow her in the daytime!
7. Yo momma so black, she was riding a
motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted
windows!
8. Yo momma so black, when she enters
a lit room the clock in it strikes
midnight!
9. Yo momma so black, every time she
gets in a car the oil light comes on!
10. Yo momma so black, she drinks
water and pees coffee.
11. Yo momma so black, if she had a red
light she'd be a beeper!
12. Yo momma so black, that she
dresses to a funeral naked!
13. Yo momma so black her nickname is
"Eyes and a Smile"!
14. Yo momma so black, when she goes
outside during the day, the phone
rates go down!
15. Yo momma so black, she got in a
jacuzzi and made hot coffee!
16. Yo momma so black, even her
shadow had to get a flashlight to find
her in the dark!
17. Yo momma so black, when she
breastfed you, she made chocolate
milk!
18. Yo momma so black, she uses her
bath water to dye bowling balls!
19. Yo momma so black, she jumped into
the ocean and people thaught it was an
oil spill!
20. Yo momma so black that when she
wears orange lipstick she look like a
cheeseburger!
DUMB Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.
Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
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